LoLo Jones gets drug tested during birthday party
Because, it turns out, Olympic drug testers decided to put her under the microscope, so to speak, on Monday.
It was the Olympian's birthday, and she had plans.
But, rather than be all upset about the situation, Jones decided to give a play-by-play of her evening on Twitter.
I was chosen to be drug tested right before I left for my bday party, so the drug testers were obligated to shadow me until i peed in a cup.— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 6, 2013
They asked me to pee at 8. I dragged em to my dinner and went at 11:45pm... They said they didn't know it was my birthday and I had plans.— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 6, 2013
Drug testers at my bday party? Street cred goes up. I need a rap song about this...— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 6, 2013
Just letting u guys In my world. What it truly means to be an Olympic athlete and the accountability that holds— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 6, 2013
I changed my moms phone name to Ryan Braun and had her call my cell repeatedly while they were testing me. Mwhauauhaha,— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 6, 2013
At least Jones had a sense of humor, because without it this may have ended up being the worst birthday ever.
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