Via a fairly loose definition, Paul Bissonnette is a hockey player.
A wing, Bissonnette appeared in 28 games for the Phoenix Coyotes last season, accumulating six assists and 36 PIMs.
The player's greatest claim to fame is still his @BizNasty2point0 Twitter account, for which he has more than 418,000 followers.
And via that account, we've been granted an inside look at Bissonnette's trip to the dentist, which required him getting a few new teeth. It's understandable, really.
After all, he is a hockey player.
Messin' around with my new jibs. vine.co/v/bxYhgavvDMr— Paul Bissonnette (@BizNasty2point0) April 30, 2013