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Want to hit the buffet with the Cleveland Browns offensive line?

Sep 12, 2014, 7:00 PM | Updated: 7:00 pm

Are you a Cleveland Browns fan who likes all-you-can-eat buffets?

If so, we’ve got a few things for you.

1) Sorry (about the Browns part)

2) You missed your opportunity to eat with Pro-Bowl center Alex Mack and the offensive line

3) You should have just forked over the $1,900 and the experience of eating with a bunch of rich, 300-pound men could have been yours

That’s right — you and three others could have joined Mack and Co. at the Browns training facility for a freaking feast.

Apparently, 20 people bid on the opportunity, with the winning bid ticketed at $1,900.

Here’s the fine print.

Waiver must be signed by all guests. Date will be determined by Browns football and player schedule. Limited to 1 hour. Cleveland Browns will provide the food and non-alcoholic beverages.

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