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Justin Upton, Chris Johnson attack large, hairy individual at Citizens Bank Park

Sep 8, 2013, 1:43 AM | Updated: 1:44 am

Ever since they left the Arizona Diamondbacks for the winningest team in the National League, Justin Upton and Chris Johnson have seemingly become new people with the Atlanta Braves.

Upton became a leftfielder and Johnson became a hit-for-average batter.

Upton has played 100 games in a position he never previously started at while Johnson is hitting 40 points above his career average of .290 — leading the league with a .330 batting average.

But the duo’s transformation took a dark turn Saturday when they were seen assaulting an individual at Citizens Bank Park (evidence below).

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