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Andre Ethier doesn’t need a gym membership

Apr 23, 2013, 7:28 PM | Updated: 7:53 pm

Major League Baseball players make a lot of money.

Andre Ethier is a Major League Baseball player.

Therefore, Andre Ethier makes a lot of money.

Don’t believe that? Check out this video from Stack.com in which the former Arizona State Sun Devil and current Los Angeles Dodger shows off a “shed” in the backyard of his Gilbert home that you need to see to believe. The structure includes a state-of-the-art workout facility — and a lot more.

To quote the entirely underrated 1983 Rob Lowe-Andrew McCarthy movie Class — “what a vulgar display of wealth.”

And yes, we’re a bit jealous.

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