James Harden's beard gets a timeline
After all, its greatness has been well-documented and any extra attempts to describe it may ultimately lead to poor and unnecessary adjectives, the likes of which could make the beard angry.
And we don't want to do that.
Anyway, the good folks over at BuzzFeed.com have produced a piece titled "The James Harden Beard Timeline", and its sole purpose is to take us through the beard's many stages.
It's magical and wonderful and simply great. Not unlike the beard itself.